They're not coming anywhere near here???
You're kidding me, right?
Oh well, looks like they'll be performing the weekend of my birthday.
Hmmmm - do you think that's too big of a gift to ask for?
After all, I will be turning 39.
Getting to see The Police might take some of the "Sting" out of that milestone birthday...
(oh no, I didn't just make that terrible pun...)